#the thing about this is how intensely he asks ‘Where?’ #as if if Sam said ‘In the rec room’ or something Cas would immediately demand to be taken to it #’You can leave us now Sam’ he says once he has the soft ball of fur in his hands #Castiel then sits down cross-legged on the floor and pets the guinea pig gently #tenderly #and Castiel calls it beautiful and compliments it on the colour of its coat #’I notice we have the same taste in beige’ he jokes to an otherwise empty room #the guineapig cuddles further into his chest in solidarity (via dirtyovercoats)
Going to a karaoke bar on Saturday for my birthday, jotting down my name as “ADELE DAZEEM” for all my songs.
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
I was born in the wrong decade, I whisper as I smooth my Starfleet uniform and gaze wistfully at the sky.
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.
gonna wake up early and have breakfast-
i only have one class tomorrow in the morning- then going to do some reading, go get wendys and cheap beer, work out, and finish the day off with craig ferguson
let’s see how well this turns out tomorrow
I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING
Why couldn’t the man find his map
Because he lost his map